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| Bible Trivia | ||
| Statement at a football game | ||
| The Barber Shop | ||
| Noah's Ark | ||
| Almighty God | ||
| Are you and Old Fogy? | ||
| An Oxymoron | ||
| Priceless!! | ||
| Coming Home | ||
| Too Busy for a Friend...? | ||
| The Mayonnaise Jar and Coffee | ||
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A Thought... |
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| Do not be angry that you cannot make others as you would wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be. | ||
| If we expire when we die, shouldn't we inspire while we live? | ||
| Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. | ||
| By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends. | ||
| Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. | ||
| Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. | ||
| Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. | ||
| Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. | ||
| No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes. | ||
| Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. | ||
| A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good. | ||
| Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. | ||
| If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. | ||
| For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. | ||
| My kid's idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. | ||
| Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. | ||
| It isn't the jeans that make your back side look fat. | ||
| Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | ||
| Don't worry much about what people think; they don't do it very often. | ||
| If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. |