I want to make you laugh to
tears one way or another...
A Frightful Night!!
Thunder the Burglar
on the loose...
Blonde in Louisiana
Application to date my
One Sunday Morning
Three Little Pigs
Father & Son Mail
You Know You Are A Military
Man in Restaurant
Just Plain FUN:
Your Deserve a Smile
Woman in a Hot Air Balloon
Afgani Women Know Their Place
Soldiers in Iraq
Saddam & Bush Debate
Saddam & Bush Debate
Another Political Party??
Humor in General:
A Good Man
Laughter from Deep South
Bubba.... (Gotta love 'im)
Military Rubber Ducky
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,
who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His
father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with
you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little and get your
hair cut and we'll talk about it." After about a month the boy came
back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car.
They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son,
I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've
studied your Bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been
thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah
had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair...."
To which his father replied, "Yes, and they walked everywhere they
Never buy a portable TV set on the sidewalk from a man who's
out of breath.
Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
>"We repair what your husband fixed."
>On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
>"Don't sleep with a drip, call your plumber."
>Pizza shop slogan:
>"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
>At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
>"Invite us to your next blowout."
>Door of a plastic surgeons office:
>"Hello, can we pick your nose?"
>At a Laundry Shop:
>"How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the
>store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"
>At a Towing Company:
>"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
>On an electricians truck:
>"Let us remove your shorts."
>In a Nonsmoking Area:
>"If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
>On Maternity Room Door
>"Push, Push, Push."
>At an Optometrists Office:
>"If you don't see what you're looking for,
>you've come to the right place."
>On a Taxidermist's window:
> "We really know our stuff."
>In a Podiatrist's office:
>"Time wounds all heels."
>At a Car Dealership:
>"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
>Outside a Muffler Shop:
>"No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
>On a desk in a reception room:
>"We shoot every third salesman, and the second one just left."
>In a Veterinarians waiting room:
>"Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
>In a Restaurant window:
>"Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
>In the front yard of a funeral home:
>"Drive carefully, we'll wait."