I want to make you laugh to tears one way or another...

     

Stories:

A Frightful Night!!
Thunder the Burglar
on the loose...

Blonde in Louisiana

Application to date my Daughter

One Sunday Morning

Three Little Pigs

Father & Son Mail

You Know You Are A Military Wife When

Only A Military Mind

Sharing

Man in Restaurant

Dead Duck


Military Humor:

GI Insurance


Just Plain FUN:

Your Deserve a Smile

 

 

Political Humor:

Woman in a Hot Air Balloon

Afgani Women Know Their Place

Two Soldiers in Iraq

Saddam & Bush Debate

Saddam & Bush Debate

Another Political Party??


Humor in General:

A Good Man

Doctor's Humorous Experiences

Mississippi Humor
Laughter from Deep South

Bubba.... (Gotta love 'im)


Military Rubber Ducky
Air Force?

 

 

 

  The Haircut

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it." After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your Bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"

The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair...."

To which his father replied, "Yes, and they walked everywhere they went!"
 
     
     

Practical Advice:

Never buy a portable TV set on the sidewalk from a man who's out of breath.

Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

>Plumber:
>"We repair what your husband fixed."
>
>On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
>"Don't sleep with a drip, call your plumber."
>
>Pizza shop slogan:
>"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
>
>At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
>"Invite us to your next blowout."
>
>Door of a plastic surgeons office:
>"Hello, can we pick your nose?"
>
>At a Laundry Shop:
>"How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the
>store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"
>
>At a Towing Company:
>"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
>
>On an electricians truck:
>"Let us remove your shorts."
>
>In a Nonsmoking Area:
>"If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
>action."
>
>On Maternity Room Door
>"Push, Push, Push."
>
>At an Optometrists Office:
>"If you don't see what you're looking for,
>you've come to the right place."
>
>On a Taxidermist's window:
> "We really know our stuff."
>
>In a Podiatrist's office:
>"Time wounds all heels."
>
>At a Car Dealership:
>"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
>
>Outside a Muffler Shop:
>"No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
>
>On a desk in a reception room:
>"We shoot every third salesman, and the second one just left."
>
>In a Veterinarians waiting room:
>"Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
>
>In a Restaurant window:
>"Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
>
>In the front yard of a funeral home:
>"Drive carefully, we'll wait."
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