Mississippi Humor

Why Rednecks Aren't Paramedics

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when Bubba suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Billy Bob whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What
should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence... and then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

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