If you can't vote Republican,
Don't vote Democrat,

VOTE REDNECK!
 
  Some folks are getting really worried
because yet another candidate from Texas
has entered the 2004 Presidential race .
 
 

and those same folks are very concerned

about the possible complications of

having someone as "down-home Southern boy"

as Willie living in the White House ....


 

 
 

and that really has NASA worried big time .

 

 
  It was even enough to make

Martha Stewart's magazine empire

sit up and take notice:


 

 
 

Even Bill Gates has his


Microsoft system programmers


making allowance for that possibility ....

 
 

and the followers of NASCAR auto racing


are really liking the idea that one of their own


might end up having his say about Air Force One .





Yee Haw ... See you rednecks at the voting places