The "Purple Owie"
 

The new medal named in honor of John Kerry is called the
"Purple Owie."

It is worn directly over the
wound in question. 

After use, it is rolled 
up and thrown over
the nearest fence
preferably in front of
one or all
of the National News
Media for maximum
effect......

Available now with matching Turkey Award

This too can be thrown over the fence with the Purple Owie or you can save it until you run for President and show your true colors...