A Thought... or Two
Do not be angry that you cannot make others as you would wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
If we expire when we die, shouldn't we inspire while we live?
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
My kid's idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
It isn't the jeans that make your back side look fat.
Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Don't worry much about what people think; they don't do it very often.
If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
Do not be angry that you cannot make others as you would wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
If we expire when we die, shouldn't we inspire while we live?
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
My kid's idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
It isn't the jeans that make your back side look fat.
Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Don't worry much about what people think; they don't do it very often.
If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
